Cup winner

Following on from my previous post, I've had a huge number of emails. Well, several. Anyway, the winner of the (fictitious)cup is Lukasz from Poland who contacted me to say that his ex-girlfriend had undergone surgery for a breast augmentation. Unfortunately for Luk, his good lady's new boobs were so large that he was actually scared to go near them. He finished with her just 2 weeks after the op.

So my sympathies to him for a clearly un-nerving experience. Mind you, I can't actually imagine being scared of a lady's bosoms. As the lyrics in Cornershop's song 'Brimful of Asha' said "Everbody needs a bosom for a pillow".

But perhaps not a duvet as well.