Friday, March 03, 2006

Feeling Forty?

Well, I'm now officially 40. Now what's that saying? "Life begins at 40"? Right, so I take it that means your life is supposed to take on a whole new, vibrant and 'go-for-it' approach. The worries and constraints of your life so far are cast aside in a frenzy of new beginnings and spirutal enlightenment.

I bought some new pants from Tesco.

So I might be missing something here, but why 40? Surely the time to take on the world is either when you're young enough to have no responsibilities and boundless energy, or old enough to have enough time and money to do what the hell you want. At 40 you're right in the middle of it all. Maybe I'm wrong...

... I should have just thrown caution to the wind and bought a thong instead.

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