Crocoduck

This amazing photo was taken in Takadapis in Eastern Venezuela just a few days ago. It is an incredible genetic mutation of a crocodile and a duck. The astonishing creature was discovered near a nature reserve by a 12 year old boy who was walking his dog. The boy found the creature waddling along a small path with a dead fish in it's huge jaws.

Scientists are baffled by the 'Crocoduck' as it seems quite healthy and has clearly been able to exist in the wild since birth, which is assumed to have been about 8 months ago. Director of zoology at the Caracas Natural History Museum, Hugo Chávez has examined the animal and believes if to be completely unique. Mr Chávez said .......

Oh forget it. This is the sort of cobblers the tabloid press try to pass off as a real story, every bloody April 1st. I really wish they'd cut it out otherwise the simpletons who actually believe this sort of tripe will just keep buying their newspapers which in turn just makes these gutter press papers even more money and .... oh. I see.

April Fool!